


Hopefully, now that dicks are on the cover of fashion magazines and sashaying down the runway, maybe we can all collectively stop freaking out about nudity in general and objectify the male body as much as we do the female body. If your name is Richard/Rich/Rick/whatever, someone will call you "Dick" within 4.5 seconds of being born, if not immediately when the doctor presents a newborn to his parents. Just a quick FYI to The Guardian: I'm pretty sure "Dick Owens" wasn't, in fact, started in response to Rick's use of literal dicks. Released in 1968, this singalong evergreen favourite was a global smash. This shit ain't SparkNotes for middle school health class, dawgs. You're listening to the official audio for the Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup. You're gonna have to actually read the article to find out. Maybe Rick Owens is a big GOT fan and decided to send a bunch of dicks down the runway in protest. Wisconsin Badgers Crowd Singing 'Build Me Up Buttercup' by the Foundations during their game Sat, October 14, 2017, against Purdue. SMFH, IF SMOKE IS COMING OUT A VAGINA YOU CAN SHOW A DICK, GEORGE R.R. But they'll still keep a dick just below frame. That show is so flagrant with all the other nudity and graphic violence and sex and I'm pretty sure smoke came out of some chick's vagina at one point and killed somebody. Like, why haven't dicks been more prevalent in editorials or on runways? I blame Game of Thrones. Im personally more offended by Build Me Up, Buttercup but Ive given up on the idea Michigan Stadium will be anything other than a place I grit my teeth. The Guardian wrote this thing about how penises are popping up all over the fashion world lately, literally leaving their mushroom stamp on everything in their wake.
